swagga like dis in my penis

h i …..

this is 00C

but uh

is n/e 1 here skilled in the photoshop variety

because id like 2 ask u a flavor…… :’)

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Brother, I sense a disturbance in your chi. It’s quite worrying. Perhaps you should come on my quest?

GET DRESSED AND HEAD TO MOM’S RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE NOT GOING ON ANY FUCKING QUEST.

There is an evil in your soul…

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Humus, brother?

WHAT

Brother, I sense a disturbance in your chi. It’s quite worrying. Perhaps you should come on my quest?

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Peace to you, my brother. May I suggest we eat an earthy meal with our mother tonight? I find that going back to my organic roots helps me bond with Mother Earth.

I can’t fucking believe we’re related sometimes…

Humus, brother?

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Bonding with the universe is enriching. And with the motivating music of new pop boy-band sensation Two Directions, I’ve never been so dedicated…. But today I will take time from my busy schedule to express fondness for my family. Shalom.

SHALOM??!??!??!?!

Peace to you, my brother. May I suggest we eat an earthy meal with our mother tonight? I find that going back to my organic roots helps me bond with Mother Earth.

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Yeah, that’s my light warm-up. Next month, I’ll be moving on to swimming the icy seas and diving the depths of Sootopolis. Just a light exercise schedule. You, comrade?

What the fuck

Bonding with the universe is enriching. And with the motivating music of new pop boy-band sensation Two Directions, I’ve never been so dedicated…. But today I will take time from my busy schedule to express fondness for my family. Shalom.

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The volcano’s soot has been absorbed; I am now one with Earth…

The volcano’s soot has been absorbed; I am now one with Earth…

(Source: mylistofthangs, via melm0)

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

Meditating in the deep jungles and fiery pits of the earth. Clearing my mind and applying the energy of the universe into my soul.

W-wow…

Yeah, that’s my light warm-up. Next month, I’ll be moving on to swimming the icy seas and diving the depths of Sootopolis. Just a light exercise schedule. You, comrade?

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elitefourflint:

flintstrollalmighty:

WHO YU THINK I IS DIS ASS IS IM MOR TAL

Oh, I didn’t know that. 

Where have you been?

Meditating in the deep jungles and fiery pits of the earth. Clearing my mind and applying the energy of te universe into my soul.

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